Amazon's disappointed reader-reviewers vs. Shakespeare's Hamlet:
- Worthless, pretentious trash.
- There is really no point and it's really long.
- I am hardly a fan of any Shakespeare: I find that his characters overact, talk too much about nothing, and spend most of their plays inserting extra words into sentences that could be said in four words or less. Hamlet, however, reaches a new level of Shakespearean lackluster.
- Hamlet does too much talking and not enough stuff.
- Hamlet was actually one of the most terribly boring, predictable, useless books ever written. The plot had no vital juices.
- The jokes fall flat.